The sun was shining down on the playa
96.5 in Riviera Maya
I was watching all the senoritas that was walking past
Anything can happen in a Yucatan summer
I had a funny feeling this was gonna be a stunner
So I fixed another margarita in a frosted glass
I woke up on a towel and my head was spinning
And I could hear a voice saying THIS IS THE BEGINNING
I was thinking it was probably time for me to have a meal
What did I see across the horizon?
Up from the depths, a dark God rising
Tentacles and teeth and claws and I started to squeal
And someone shouted

RISE CTHULHU RISE CTHULHU

Seas are boiling, fish are frying
And the clouds are thick with blood
We’re self-soiling, men are crying
Dying on their thrones of mud

With my ass in the sand, my toes in the water
It felt so good I forgot about the slaughter
That was taking place all around me, it was raining blood
Then a pretty little blonde, she caught my eye
And I mean that literally - she caught my eye
As it was torn out of my skull and flung across the sand by the Beast
And as she gazed in horror at my single, mangled eyeball
Her pretty baby blues stared into mine
I felt the butterflies in the pit of my stomach
And I swore that I would love her for the rest of our lives
That was about 45 more seconds

Now we’re choking on the ashes of a world that used to be
Flayed our skins off, 40 lashes
Now our souls will be set free

I left my SPF at home - if I was burning before, now even more so
Then I found myself alone - no shoes, no shirt, no torso

Cutoff jeans, ice cold beer, bikinis, so much fear

No shoes, no shirt, no hope, no hurt
No head, no heart, no love, no, there is only dark
No light, no right, no running from the tide
No end, no peace, no friend